I’m not where I need to be, but thank god I’m not where I used to be.


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When I become a mom my goal is to be just like Linda.

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The scariest thing about distance is that you don’t know whether they’ll miss you or forget you.

Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook (via itsmisschanandlerbong)

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50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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Brigitte Bardot makes a surprise visit to the crew of the Brigitte Bardot/Sea Shepherd which came to wish her a happy birthday in the port of Saint-Tropez on September 26th 2014, two days before her 80th birthday. 

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cool it comes with a free refill 

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Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?